Morning Chat (3/6)

Many mornings your fearless Strategery '08 leaders sit for a virtual coffee (or green tea in RCL's case) and chat about the issues. Here is one of those chats.

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David: Ha ha. You're just mad that she's a GOP sista

RCL: No, I'm serious, you stay off my side of the ledger. I won't interfere with your unfair bashing of Hillary and Al

David: I figured since she wasn't a candidate yet... but okay

RCL: If anyone is going to speak about Condi's big ass teeth, it's going to be me

David: But it's an interesting theory

RCL: Condi's huge choppers. It is, but she's so not a candidate. Why are you guys bashing McCain so much?

David: I'm not following mccain, they don't like him because he's a left righty

RCL: So is Guiliani

David: that's what they need

RCL: at least McCain is a war hero and a loveable grandpa-like figure like Ronald Reagan, but alive and a war hero.

David: he's also viewed as a wacko

RCL: by who?

David: the righties, because he spent too much time in a cage

RCL: Oh yes, that rational group of thinkers over there

David: that's what i heard, he's very visable, i wish he'd won in 2000

RCL: You, me and about 100,000 men and women of the military

David: i've never talked to anyone in the military that's against the war only the few that moveon.org takes and exploits

RCL: that's because you don't talk to the generals and the people in charge

David: Nope

RCL: One of your own, Joe Scarborough, even said this week that every high-ranking officer in Iraq believes this war has completely failed. Joe Scarborough. NOT a liberal. I mean Joe is about as non-liberal as it gets, a real white dude

David: so

RCL: almost transparent

David: the muslim population will explode in the next 20 years anyway

RCL: Here's my issue with Condi in the race, besides those massive choppers, she's going to be linked with Bush and the people ain't having it

David: she's a black chick and you hate it

RCL: I actually like many elements of Condi. I think she's very smart. I think she's very smooth because she wisely avoids a lot of the media missles that target the Bush administration. She's not teflon, but she's close, she's stayed loyal to the administration without getting dragged into the negatives

David: my brother says she's a sell out

RCL: That goes without saying

David: whoring out Dubya's failed policies

RCL: but who doesn't sell out in politics? Politics is the only profession where selling out is considered a positive

David: like hillary changing her accent with every speech to please people

RCL: She doesn't do anything my mom didn't do, Mom's voice in New York and her voice in South Carolina are very different.

RCL: Can you believe Hillary was the leader of the College Republicans at Wellesley College

David: she went downhill

RCL: but civil rights influenced her political life, yeah those damn civil rights

David: i didn't know that though. Is wellesley college all liberal?

RCL: Umm no it's a LIBERAL ARTS college

David: figured so

RCL: all-female liberal arts college

David: i still can't stand her. Hi, i live in arkansas, hi i live in washington, oh, let's move to hippie NY and become a senator

RCL: you don't even know why you don't like her...Because she moves?\

David: she's a yes ma'am, and will do whatever it takes to win votes, no backbone

RCL: a yes ma'am?

David: yeah, and national health care sucks, hold on

David: okay, work called, yeah, national health care sucks and so does she

RCL: so it's the national health care thing that bothers you

David: that's one thing, plus she usually votes straight liberal

RCL: no she doesn't

David: i'd vote for obama before hiltary

RCL: that's fine. There's no problem with that. But these reasons...most of them aren't even true
yes National health care is an issue, but she does not vote straight liberal, check her record, it's scarily moderate.

David: the majority of her votes are liberal

RCL: she sides with the right on almost 50% of her votes

David: there's no way in bloody hell she does, yer a liar!

RCL: am not, check her record!

David: i will check her record, for me to poop on

RCL: See you don't care about her record, every one says "check "such and such's" record" and no, one ever does, they just believe what they believe.

David: No, i just don't have time to research it at work, but i will, i just don't believe it, but i'll check it out to prove a black hippie from florida wrong

RCL: you do that

David: i will

RCL: you won't do it

David: not today, no

RCL: I might not even be telling the truth but you'll never check

David: yes i will

RCL: you won't, you'll check one vote and base an opinion on that one vote

David: no i wont biatch

RCL: I'm going to post this conversation to give you incentive!

David: ok