Today's Chat (3/14)

Every now and then RCL and David get together for a chat and it yields interesting results:

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David: You're going down
RCL: yeah yeah
David: I'm from Indiana biatch
RCL: Terra haute...that don't count
David: Larry Buuurd
RCL: one player, I'm from NYC, hundreds of players
David: Yes, true, but taht's because there's like 20 million people there and there's no grass
RCL: this is somewhat true (actually 8.5 million), and there's plenty of grass Central Park for example, acres of grass
David: that doesn't count
RCL: why not?
David: the homeless go there to poop
RCL: no they don't
David: where do they go? It's a legit question!
RCL: probably in a public restroom
David: See, you don't know, it's like WMD's, you can only speculate where they make poo, you have your ideas, but you don't know, and your best spies say they do
RCL: Well there's a simple difference, the human body dictates that the homeless poop somewhere
David: ha ha
RCL: there is no actual existence of WMDs, unless GW has the receipt
David: maybe the WMDs are used at fertilizer as well
RCL: maybe
RCL: So you read the recent poll on Republican voters saying they want more options? What's with that? You've got a pretty diverse group of GOP guys IMO
David: I don't follow polls
RCL: Ok Dubya
David: They probably want more conservative people, those are the same polls that had Kerry winning by 4
RCL: That's what I'm thinking, they want an electable conservative
David: If they put up a conservative, they'll lose
RCL: What makes you figure that?
David: figure what, i forget what i said
RCL: If they put up a conservative, they'll lose
David: the middle base won’t elect another bush type, the middle is what wins the election but if they do put up hillary, they'll lose
David: Have you watched Borat?
RCL: Unfortunately no, I've heard two opinions -- either it's the funniest movie ever or its a disgusting crap fest. I'm sure it's in the middle
David: Ah, yea, I'm in the middle too, it's worth seeing though
RCL: OK. I just saw Little Miss Sunshine at the request of a friend
David: There's a lot of fakeness to it. I rented it yesterday, but haven't seen it yet
RCL: I think you'll enjoy it, very dark comedy
David: thats what I heard too, Steve Carrel is this generation's Jim carrey
RCL: He's a much better actor and much funnier than Carrey, plus he's not Canadian
David: He's a guy you have to like him to like him....same as carrey, you either "get it" or you don't
RCL: I think Carrel is a much smarter comedian. Carrey was so slapstick and dopey Carrel used dialouge over physical.
David: true
RCL: I think Carrey and Will Ferrell are more comparable
David: totally. i'm just talking about carrey was a last generation comedian, very popular, but his humor isn't going to work anymore
RCL: ahh, that's true, he's in thrillers and horror movies now, which is a good move
David: he's trying to be a serious actor, not another ventura
RCL: Jesse Ventura was a very serious actor
David: yep
David: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17541526/ Now THAT acares me
RCL: what? A stable housing market?
David: No, people purchasing houses with an adjustable mortgage rate, ones they can't afford figuring they can wait a year and make a 10% profit, If house mortgage prices go up to say 8 or 9 percent...
RCL: *nods*
David: i doubt it jumps like that, but 2 decades ago i think the rates were in the teens
RCL: that's correct much harder to buy a house in the old days
David: The majority of americans live off of revolving credit
David: Who is all in the bracket on yahoo? A bunch of NY'ers?
RCL: No, actually a bunch of Chowds probably, Amy is from Maine
David: Chowds... my favorite
RCL: Who doesn't love chowds?
David: Me
RCL: why not?
David: They talk weird, and are mostly liberals
RCL: You love liberals though
David: I love to hold their head under water for 2 minutes, sure
RCL: why are you so bitter? It comes across in your posts, here I am, having fun, enjoying the challenge
David: ha ha
RCL: while you can't get past name calling :0
David: i think i see something that makes me mad and motivates me to post on there, I've been so busy to actually write something decent
RCL: is that all you conservatives can do? Name call
David: Yeah, basturrrd
RCL: Calling people unAmerican and challenge their patriotism
David: You can't
RCL: is that what the Grand Old White Party has reverted itself too/
David: Hitlary being able to wear a tin foil hat is being american
RCL: *shakes head*

Morning Chat (3/6)

Many mornings your fearless Strategery '08 leaders sit for a virtual coffee (or green tea in RCL's case) and chat about the issues. Here is one of those chats.

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David: Ha ha. You're just mad that she's a GOP sista

RCL: No, I'm serious, you stay off my side of the ledger. I won't interfere with your unfair bashing of Hillary and Al

David: I figured since she wasn't a candidate yet... but okay

RCL: If anyone is going to speak about Condi's big ass teeth, it's going to be me

David: But it's an interesting theory

RCL: Condi's huge choppers. It is, but she's so not a candidate. Why are you guys bashing McCain so much?

David: I'm not following mccain, they don't like him because he's a left righty

RCL: So is Guiliani

David: that's what they need

RCL: at least McCain is a war hero and a loveable grandpa-like figure like Ronald Reagan, but alive and a war hero.

David: he's also viewed as a wacko

RCL: by who?

David: the righties, because he spent too much time in a cage

RCL: Oh yes, that rational group of thinkers over there

David: that's what i heard, he's very visable, i wish he'd won in 2000

RCL: You, me and about 100,000 men and women of the military

David: i've never talked to anyone in the military that's against the war only the few that moveon.org takes and exploits

RCL: that's because you don't talk to the generals and the people in charge

David: Nope

RCL: One of your own, Joe Scarborough, even said this week that every high-ranking officer in Iraq believes this war has completely failed. Joe Scarborough. NOT a liberal. I mean Joe is about as non-liberal as it gets, a real white dude

David: so

RCL: almost transparent

David: the muslim population will explode in the next 20 years anyway

RCL: Here's my issue with Condi in the race, besides those massive choppers, she's going to be linked with Bush and the people ain't having it

David: she's a black chick and you hate it

RCL: I actually like many elements of Condi. I think she's very smart. I think she's very smooth because she wisely avoids a lot of the media missles that target the Bush administration. She's not teflon, but she's close, she's stayed loyal to the administration without getting dragged into the negatives

David: my brother says she's a sell out

RCL: That goes without saying

David: whoring out Dubya's failed policies

RCL: but who doesn't sell out in politics? Politics is the only profession where selling out is considered a positive

David: like hillary changing her accent with every speech to please people

RCL: She doesn't do anything my mom didn't do, Mom's voice in New York and her voice in South Carolina are very different.

RCL: Can you believe Hillary was the leader of the College Republicans at Wellesley College

David: she went downhill

RCL: but civil rights influenced her political life, yeah those damn civil rights

David: i didn't know that though. Is wellesley college all liberal?

RCL: Umm no it's a LIBERAL ARTS college

David: figured so

RCL: all-female liberal arts college

David: i still can't stand her. Hi, i live in arkansas, hi i live in washington, oh, let's move to hippie NY and become a senator

RCL: you don't even know why you don't like her...Because she moves?\

David: she's a yes ma'am, and will do whatever it takes to win votes, no backbone

RCL: a yes ma'am?

David: yeah, and national health care sucks, hold on

David: okay, work called, yeah, national health care sucks and so does she

RCL: so it's the national health care thing that bothers you

David: that's one thing, plus she usually votes straight liberal

RCL: no she doesn't

David: i'd vote for obama before hiltary

RCL: that's fine. There's no problem with that. But these reasons...most of them aren't even true
yes National health care is an issue, but she does not vote straight liberal, check her record, it's scarily moderate.

David: the majority of her votes are liberal

RCL: she sides with the right on almost 50% of her votes

David: there's no way in bloody hell she does, yer a liar!

RCL: am not, check her record!

David: i will check her record, for me to poop on

RCL: See you don't care about her record, every one says "check "such and such's" record" and no, one ever does, they just believe what they believe.

David: No, i just don't have time to research it at work, but i will, i just don't believe it, but i'll check it out to prove a black hippie from florida wrong

RCL: you do that

David: i will

RCL: you won't do it

David: not today, no

RCL: I might not even be telling the truth but you'll never check

David: yes i will

RCL: you won't, you'll check one vote and base an opinion on that one vote

David: no i wont biatch

RCL: I'm going to post this conversation to give you incentive!

David: ok