All Else Fails...Support the Actor...

Now Fred Thompson hasn't officially run yet, but is there any doubt that the right's best chance of winning lies with him or Mike Huckabee with the main difference being that no one's heard of Huckabee?

The most recent USA Today Gallup Poll shows Thompson, a former Senator in Tennessee as well as star of NBC's Law and Order franchise, in third-place behind former NYC Mayor and noted homewrecker Rudy Guiliani and loveable grandpa-figure John McCain.

Thompson's emergence seemed to hinder Guiliani's chances to break away from the pack and many of Guiliani's dwindling percentage points went to the former Senator/current thespian presumably based on the fact that Thompson's kids actually like him and he didn't fuck any of his secretaries while in office (although that is unconfirmed).

Things aren't all rosy for ol' Arthur Branch, however, as he has been quickly attacked by the religious wingnuts right for not being a Christian. This claim is a claim Thompson's people have quickly denied.

Oddly enough the power is in third right now with Thompson and Al Gore both holding third-place positions in their respective party's polls and surely will move to the top if presidential announcements come forward.