All Else Fails...Support the Actor...

Now Fred Thompson hasn't officially run yet, but is there any doubt that the right's best chance of winning lies with him or Mike Huckabee with the main difference being that no one's heard of Huckabee?

The most recent USA Today Gallup Poll shows Thompson, a former Senator in Tennessee as well as star of NBC's Law and Order franchise, in third-place behind former NYC Mayor and noted homewrecker Rudy Guiliani and loveable grandpa-figure John McCain.

Thompson's emergence seemed to hinder Guiliani's chances to break away from the pack and many of Guiliani's dwindling percentage points went to the former Senator/current thespian presumably based on the fact that Thompson's kids actually like him and he didn't fuck any of his secretaries while in office (although that is unconfirmed).

Things aren't all rosy for ol' Arthur Branch, however, as he has been quickly attacked by the religious wingnuts right for not being a Christian. This claim is a claim Thompson's people have quickly denied.

Oddly enough the power is in third right now with Thompson and Al Gore both holding third-place positions in their respective party's polls and surely will move to the top if presidential announcements come forward.

Newsweek: Guiliani Continues Smackdown...

...Already known a guy who supported brutality of minorities and legal immigrants, former NYC mayor Rudy Guiliani wants to add war veterans and senior citizens to the list of those he has either abused or been supportive in the abuse of.

How else can one explain an 25-point shellacking in the polls over loveable war hero and grandpa John McCain?

In other news, Guiliani sucks as a father according to his son.

""I got my values from my mother," 21-year-old Andrew Giuliani told ABC in an interview quoted on "Good Morning America" yesterday. "She's a strong influence in my life."

Meaningless Poll Update

Obama rises, McCain slumps.

How bad off is John McCain right now? He isn't getting any younger. He's basically sold himself out to appease the Evangelical right and he's still losing to support to the pro-gay rights, pro-abortion, pro-infidelity Republican from New York City?

Meanwhile Hillary's massive advantage with black voters has taken a major downward turn despite being well thought of by that community. Still that can't be unexpected given that Obama is black and has a better chance of winning than say...Strom Thurmond's great grandnephew...

Hillary will try to remain within shouting distances of Obama for the black vote while keeping a close eye on the white women votes too...because they can be back-stabbing bitches.